President Bush "feeling the pain" of sex offenders?

What does President George W. Bush have in common with Texas sex offenders?

Like many sex offenders, President George W. Bush might end up homeless if neighbors decide he is too much trouble for the neighborhood.

Protesters gathered in front of W's posh Dallas home this week to berate him for the irresponsible decisions he made in the past. Neighborhood children sold lemonade and cookies and stared at the spectacle as protesters shouted, "George Bush and his administration are mass murderers," and carried signs that read, "No war criminals in my neighborhood." According to the Herald, "Dozens of police officers and Secret Service agents blocked the entrance to the Bush neighborhood and patrolled the area."

What a great neighbor. If this nuisance continues he could end up living under a bridge with sex offenders - the other Texans who are constantly chastised for their past behaviors and cast out of nice neighborhoods by their neighbors. Hmmm ... maybe the President isn't a bad person, he just made bad choices. Group therapy might help, Mr. P, but we are going to need to see some remorse.

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